From a friend’s facebook:

Southern operates as an agency of Southern Bible belt obscurantism. Furthermore it was (and still is) to an appreciable extent, dependent on the largesse of committed ultra-fundamentalists, who insist that the college operate on ultra-fundamentalist principles.
Before I say anything, I must apologize for such a graphic post. But I really just couldn’t believe my eyes when my good friend Giancarlo sent this picture to me. I’m astounded that the boys dorm had to put this sign up. Not because I can’t believe that many guys masturbate in the shower, but because I can’t believe there were so many boys doing it that their semen started clogging the drains. I guess we know why SAU had that sexual purity vespers last semester.
Astounding. I might add that I have consulted with friends from other Adventist schools including Pacific Union College, Andrews University and La Sierra University; they have all confirmed that they are not aware of any similar sign being posted at their schools.
Update: link to original post added. Not sure how I missed it.
Update, take two: Caricatures of Adventists has reposted the image, helpfully providing a deciphering of the small words written on the sign.






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